I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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