Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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