Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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