So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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