i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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