My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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