I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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