East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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