My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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