tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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