Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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