I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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