You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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