After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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