There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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