so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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