Whod you bang
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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