so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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