Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
you're hired as official boob wrangler
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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