the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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