Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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