love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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