The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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