lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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