rhymes with "ouble enetration"
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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