He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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