Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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