Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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