its not stalking. its research.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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