This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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