if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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