I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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