Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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