i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
