I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Drunk is not a location!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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