Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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