Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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