hell yes lets make some ravioli
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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