That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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