Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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