I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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