Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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