i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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