what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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