Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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