Got a toothbrush?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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