He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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