i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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