Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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