But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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