Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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